NASH Urban Dictionary

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Maria Cima, Reporter

Ghetto/Main–refers to the parking lots

Grid system–the way the school is set up

Prison–the school itself

Senioritis–the “illness” second semester seniors contract where they don’t care about school anymore once they get accepted into college

Thumbs–all the bald male teachers at the school who somehow all look eerily similar

Wack Pack–Mr Walkowiak’s fan club

Kiddies/babies/children–students from NAI

Early Dismissal–Students who don’t want to be at school anymore forge an “early dismissal” note so they can leave.

GOAL–Field trip club

D-Mo–Nickname for Mr Morris

Bathroom break–kids skipping class for 5+ minutes

Sick note–Student didn’t want to get out of bed and “was feeling ill”

Latin Nerd Club–JCL, a club for Latin students to join and do fun latin related activities

Plague–Any sickness that goes around the school

Fail a test–Earn a ‘B’

Tengo–Nickname for Mr. Tengowski

Little Birds–What Mr. Tengowski call all of his students whenever he feels the need to address all of them at once

Dress Code— Something followed for the first half week of school and then completely disregarded until one of the principals starts yelling and threatening to give detentions

Skully–Long stick brought to all football games with a skull on the top of it

Doctor’s Appointment–A student gets a craving for coffee or Chipotle and conveniently whips out a ‘doctor’s appointment’ note and shows back up at school about 30 mins later with snacks