NASH Urban Dictionary
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March 4, 2019
Ghetto/Main–refers to the parking lots
Grid system–the way the school is set up
Prison–the school itself
Senioritis–the “illness” second semester seniors contract where they don’t care about school anymore once they get accepted into college
Thumbs–all the bald male teachers at the school who somehow all look eerily similar
Wack Pack–Mr Walkowiak’s fan club
Kiddies/babies/children–students from NAI
Early Dismissal–Students who don’t want to be at school anymore forge an “early dismissal” note so they can leave.
GOAL–Field trip club
D-Mo–Nickname for Mr Morris
Bathroom break–kids skipping class for 5+ minutes
Sick note–Student didn’t want to get out of bed and “was feeling ill”
Latin Nerd Club–JCL, a club for Latin students to join and do fun latin related activities
Plague–Any sickness that goes around the school
Fail a test–Earn a ‘B’
Tengo–Nickname for Mr. Tengowski
Little Birds–What Mr. Tengowski call all of his students whenever he feels the need to address all of them at once
Dress Code— Something followed for the first half week of school and then completely disregarded until one of the principals starts yelling and threatening to give detentions
Skully–Long stick brought to all football games with a skull on the top of it
Doctor’s Appointment–A student gets a craving for coffee or Chipotle and conveniently whips out a ‘doctor’s appointment’ note and shows back up at school about 30 mins later with snacks
anonymous • Mar 7, 2019 at 8:39 am
MY FAV UPROAR WRITER!!!!!!!
peyton • Mar 6, 2019 at 7:55 am
please do more of these because they are hilarious