PISCES [feb 19 to mar 20] // Happy fish season, Pisces! It’s finally your turn! Unfortunately, you may be feeling a little down right now, but you can’t let that ruin your month. Good stuff is going to happen soon and you want to be ready for them! You have got to stop complaining. You are wasting so much time and the other signs are getting pretty annoyed with you. But don’t go all insane now and try to be the nicest, happiest, most easy-going sign. You stress everyone out when you do that. This is your time! Enjoy it! You have to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Everything that is happening right now probably won’t matter in a month. You have been so busy running around trying to fix everyone’s problems that you have totally forgotten about taking good care of yourself. Pisces, just stop, breathe, and enjoy your fish month!

Good Luck Charm: Dream Catcher

ARIES [mar 21 to april 19] // Oh no. Aries season is almost upon us. Halfway through this month your bigger and more tornado-y side will come out and you will send the other signs running. But for now, we are mostly safe. But this month is going to be interesting for you. You have to communicate with others this month, which can be challenging for you — but it is a must. This month is going to feel like your mood changes super fast. One moment you can be flying high but the next you can be crashing down. Aries, listen, for the first half of this month you are going to feel like Leos have. Just remember that no matter how much the other signs make fun of you, we all have your back, well maybe not Taurus, but that’s not really their fault. But fear not, because your season will be here soon, and you will be back to your normal self.

Good Luck Charm: Key Necklace

TAURUS [april 20 to may 20] // Look, Taurus, we know the school year is three-quarters of the way done, but now is the time to put school first over everything. As much as you want to be comfortable, you have to finish out this year strong. Don’t let any distractions get in your way because we [well, at least one of us] believe you can do it! Study hard so you can pass that math test that’s standing in your way because let’s face it, we’re all struggling in math at this point in the year. Also, for the sake of the other signs, please use your common sense to try to ground everyone; we understand it might be difficult but just try your best. Don’t over-do yourself even though you’re being loaded down with schoolwork, because there’s a very high chance that you could get sick during this time of the year. If you have already caught the plague, we’re very sorry. Best of luck to you Taurus, and feel better soon.

Good Luck Charm: Horseshoe Charm

GEMINI [may 21 to june 20] // This time in between seasons is extremely hard for you Gemini. Your motivation is slowly but surely disappearing as well as your drive to get up and go to school every morning! It might be hard right now, but always remember there’s someone who is always going to be there for you, whether you realize it or not. Stress is more likely than not taking over your entire life even if you don’t have a lot going on at the moment; you just have a tendency to overthink everything right now. We’d like to blame it on the weather/planets but honestly it’s probably just you at this point. We’re sorry. Please don’t be upset. For the long run, maybe ditch the all-black outfits you wear to school every day and bring some yellow into your closet? After all, it’s almost time for the seasons to change. The only reason we brought up yellow is to try to get some happiness back in your life in case some left during the wintertime, and on the plus side, yellow represents your zodiac, so be sure to wear it with pride.

Good Luck Charm: Fuzzy Dice, Butterfly/Dragonfly Necklace

CANCER [june 21 to july 22] // Good lord, Cancer. We don’t even want to ask what is going on with you, and we’re afraid we don’t want to know. Unfortunately, we have to report on how the shifting of the planets affects your life anyway. For one thing, we are well aware that your fashion sense is going down the drain. Maybe it has something to do with your deteriorating brain. Quit wearing scarves to school. It’s almost time for the Spring Equinox! Be more excited; it’s almost time to shed the winter clothes. Don’t hide in your shell now, even though you’re really going to be tempted to. Maybe, just maybe, get out of your house and go do something new? No. Not the same stuff you do every single weekend. Go explore something for once. We understand you like to stick to your routines, but it’s really getting old at this point. Your past is your past and it’s time to move on from all of those things you’d like to call “memories”.

Good Luck Charm: Dolphins, Penguins, Dogs, Bamboo

LEO [july 23 to aug 22] // Oh, Leos. My deepest apologies. Last month was supposed to be your rebound from all that stuff you have been dealing with, but it just wasn’t. Now you can’t even rely on the stars and universe to help you get over this you have to take it into your own hands. Stop listening to the all sad songs Billie Eilish and Amy Winehouse have out and turn on some classic rock. Frankly, all the other signs are kind of sick of you being sad and thinking everything was your fault, but everyone is scared to tell you that cause they see how you spiral out of control when you miss two points on a math test. It is time to get it together, focus on your grades, and pass your stupid drivers test because these last four months have been really unlike you. I know you think that you are the actual universe, but the world has not stopped for you and you are missing out on so much. Moving past all of that is hard, but you have to just do it. Leos, you can do this!

Good Luck Charm: Amber Stones

VIRGO [aug 23 to sept 22] // Virgo, what is actually wrong with you? We gave you great advice last month, and you went and threw it away. Why do you do this kind of stuff to us? I guess we’ll never understand. But that is no excuse for us to get mad at you, so we’re sorry if we made you upset. Everything and anything is coming in any and every direction, which is causing you not only stress but also overthinking — Gemini’s favorite pastimes! To all those random people coming to you to ask for advice, dismiss them immediately. You do not need any extra stress on top of your stress already. Your life right now in the midst of Pisces season is an awfully big balancing act; between school, social life and everything else, it’s all slowly but surely getting piled up on top of each other. Make sure you know the fine line between too much and just enough, because you’re going to be pushed close to the edge of the line within the remnants of this season. We understand you’re going to want to jump off of a cliff a lot, but pull yourself back and calmly handle everything that is being throw in your direction.

Good Luck Charm: Evil Eye Chain

LIBRA [sept 23 to oct 22] // Okay, Libra. Pisces season seems like a real mess for you. We know. While trying to keep everyone else happy, you might forget to keep yourself happy as well. And now we know exactly why a Gemini is your partner in crime. They’re basically a mold of you. Many new people are coming into your life and into your social circles, and it’s perfectly okay to be excited; it’s normal. But you’re going to need to keep a close eye on these newcomers. Not saying that everyone you meet is going to be bad, but you never know. Also, even though your family is most likely the reason that your head is about to explode, take it all with a grain of salt. They’re most likely just as stressed out as you are, especially if you happen to be a senior child.

Good Luck Charm: Triangle Necklace

SCORPIO [oct 23 to nov 21] // This is the one time of the year when it all just decides to fall on you, but don’t blame yourself, Scorpio. It’s very tough, we understand. You’re either isolating yourself to get more work done or to hide in the corner of your room and watch Youtube. We’re not one to judge, and we won’t, so just take it easy on yourself this season. Not every zodiac season is for everyone, and during this Pisces cycle, it seems as if you’re just not having it at all when it comes to the fact that you’re stuck in reality. Sure, it’s nice to escape once in a while, but just remember to come and visit us every week or so. Maybe every month if you need a lot of extra time. Take as much time as you need this season, Scorpio. We’ll be here for you.

Good Luck Charm: Moon Jewelry

SAGITTARIUS [nov 22 to dec 21] // It’s time to throw away all those things that were holding you down in the fall and let it all go. Don’t fall into those habitual habits again because springtime is upon us, and that means it’s time to open new doors. It’s still early enough in the year to think about the good things that are possible in the future. Don’t get too down on yourself just yet. If you failed a test last week, don’t take it personally. We understand you’re still coming out of your shell from the winter season, but just try your best to see all of the good things that are coming with the new season. If you’re feeling a bit down and out, maybe try to dress nicer for school. Studies have proven that when you look nicer, you’ll feel nicer too; so break out that once-a-year outfit from your closet. Or make a routine for yourself every day until you figure something out.

Good Luck Charm: Rabbit’s Foot

CAPRICORN [dec 22 to jan 19] // Capricorns, You have to stop working this month and just relax! Everyone has to relax but for some reason, you think you are the exception to this. Working hard is good but it can make you miss some great opportunities. You have to stop and just chill from time to time. Good work is very important to you, but when you take some time to relax, your work can improve. Taking a step back will improve how you react to certain situations. The relaxation will also help you be more forgiving and calm. Capricorns, basically this month you just gotta chill out. Don’t overwork yourself and enjoy time for you.   

Good Luck Charm: Four-Leaf Clover Necklace

AQUARIUS [jan 20 to feb 18] // For some reason, you may be feeling edgier than usual? What’s up lately? This season, you’ll definitely be up on your high horse; your courage spilling out from everywhere and anywhere. But with all of this courage comes much emotional exhaustion. You’re also so planned ahead this month; more so than you have ever been before. While you’re in the process of planning everything you can possibly think of, you might be missing the smaller things in life. Somewhere, someone maybe admiring you from afar but you’re too submerged in the larger picture. Not saying that’s a bad thing at all — you’re very focused on your life. Oh, and just a fair warning, don’t get mad at your phone and throw it when it malfunctions — technology hates you this month.

Good Luck Charm: Ladybug Decor