What’s your favorite NASH window?

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You look like you’d be a Law and Order character.

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I definitely just downloaded a virus.

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Prom dress shopping is an arms race.

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I’m vetoing it. It’s dumb.

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You remind me of an ant farm.

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How’s your staircase?

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Crazy planet, dude, but it’s cool ’cause summer is like a day or two away.

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I know it’s a mushroom, but I was convinced that it was a hamster.

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The hallways smell of soup this morning.

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The amount you’re worth in eggs fluctuates with inflation.

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Veggie straws give me such nostalgia.

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I am anti-Wordle, anti-Connections, and anti-New York.

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You have the emotional capacity of a pigeon.

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Senioritis has no vaccine.

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Stop spawning next to me.

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You look like you’d be from Baltimore.

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What period is 6th again?

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I’m going to send so many termites to your residence.

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A moose has better fingers than you, man.

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Who’s the best rizzler?

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You look like a clip art ghost.

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Just try and take my grill. I’ll sue you.

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Shhhhh. There’s math to be done.

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Why do you smell like smores?

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Walk any slower, please.

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What’s the meaning of life? Stardew Valley.

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No one hears my chuckles.