The Advice is Wrong / Prom Edition

Joe Bojarski, Arts Editor

Dear Uproar, what are some timeless locations for Prom pictures?

Every senior’s dream is a picture-perfect Prom complete with all the trappings of timelessness and perfection. Looking for the perfect destination to pose, however, can be arduous task.

Fortunately, the weather has turned for the better, opening many more locations for you to snap the shot of a lifetime. While the typical foliage and waterfront locations are certainly respectable options, a more bohemian approach may be just what you need.

Most Prom pictures reek of class and fail to pay respect to the avant-garde and abstract thinking patterns. I would highly recommend finding your way to a nice little spot under the local overpass. Free from society’s prying eyes and expectations, you can let your inner artist takeover.

Don’t forget that tire fragments and old mufflers make great props for you and your date to pose with.