Pull out your earbuds while cruising the halls, and you might be amazed at what you overhear.  We certainly were, so we compiled a list of the less inappropriate lines we’ve overheard of late!

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“Let’s play Mafia! I’ll be Mafia, you’ll be the victim.”

“He should get Key Club hours for hanging out with her.”

“There’s a serpent in my footwear.”

“Just because I have good fashion sense doesn’t mean I’m gay.”

Person 1: “I’m thinking about bringing my cat in tomorrow.”
Person 2: “My cat is dead.”

Person 1: “You look in the mirror because you get better looking every day?”
Person 2: “I wish.”

“You can’t spell success without succ.”

“Why is everyone on their phones like 9/11 just happened?”

“Man, I’ve tried other music, but it’s just not Smash Mouth.”

“No, a bagel is not a toasted doughnut!”

“Statistics show that people hate Nazis.”

Person 1: “He was sick!”

Person 2: “No, he just wanted to take care of his Porsche!”

“I’m going to call security on you, AND YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO DO THAT!”

“Washington DC isn’t a state, so does it count as international travel?”

Person 1: “I will steal your tights!”

Person 2: “Good luck peeling them off of me!”

“Yeah, I got hit by a car yesterday.”

Person 1: “You don’t have to be mean, you’re her friend!”

Person 2: “Exactly what am I supposed to do? Raise her up? This is North Allegheny, we don’t do that here!”

“I think I looked like…the lead singer of Coldplay,”

“Please, get off my mom’s Facebook page.”

“Brown and Cornell are the CCAC’s of the Ivy League.”

“Everyone makes me feel so dumb here! I mean, I am dumb, but don’t make me feel like it!”

“Look, I get it, I’m bad, but stop cheating on me!”

“I don’t want to be Lil Tay, Lil Tay wants to be me.”

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Check out last year’s “Overheard in the Halls”:

Overheard in the Halls