Overheard in the Halls
1st 9wks 2018 Roundup
October 19, 2018
Pull out your earbuds while cruising the halls, and you might be amazed at what you overhear. We certainly were, so we compiled a list of the less inappropriate lines we’ve overheard of late!
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“Let’s play Mafia! I’ll be Mafia, you’ll be the victim.”
“He should get Key Club hours for hanging out with her.”
“There’s a serpent in my footwear.”
“Just because I have good fashion sense doesn’t mean I’m gay.”
Person 1: “I’m thinking about bringing my cat in tomorrow.”
Person 2: “My cat is dead.”
Person 1: “You look in the mirror because you get better looking every day?”
Person 2: “I wish.”
“You can’t spell success without succ.”
“Why is everyone on their phones like 9/11 just happened?”
“Man, I’ve tried other music, but it’s just not Smash Mouth.”
“No, a bagel is not a toasted doughnut!”
“Statistics show that people hate Nazis.”
Person 1: “He was sick!”
Person 2: “No, he just wanted to take care of his Porsche!”
“I’m going to call security on you, AND YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO DO THAT!”
“Washington DC isn’t a state, so does it count as international travel?”
Person 1: “I will steal your tights!”
Person 2: “Good luck peeling them off of me!”
“Yeah, I got hit by a car yesterday.”
Person 1: “You don’t have to be mean, you’re her friend!”
Person 2: “Exactly what am I supposed to do? Raise her up? This is North Allegheny, we don’t do that here!”
“I think I looked like…the lead singer of Coldplay,”
“Please, get off my mom’s Facebook page.”
“Brown and Cornell are the CCAC’s of the Ivy League.”
“Everyone makes me feel so dumb here! I mean, I am dumb, but don’t make me feel like it!”
“Look, I get it, I’m bad, but stop cheating on me!”
“I don’t want to be Lil Tay, Lil Tay wants to be me.”
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Check out last year’s “Overheard in the Halls”:
