Special thanks to the Creative Writing class for patrolling the halls to help with the following.

“As a junior, you just need to take it in like a sponge.”

“’Sup, Logan?”

“No.”

“Christian?”

“Are you allowed to yeah me? You’re not allowed to yeah me.”

“Keep your oppositions available.”

“Add him, add him, add him!”

“I don’t care what you do, but I do care that you’re doing it.”

“Wait, I have more hand sanitizer!”

“I just like the word ‘bombastic.’”

“I think the pepper flakes were valid.”

“Why are you just standing there menacingly?”

“If you’re a farmer off at war, there isn’t anyone to farm while you’re gone.”

“Are we allowed to add and subtract?”

“Remember, you’re doing it to yourself.”

“Where is space?”

“I want you guys to get ready in your head, because tomorrow, we’re going to be complaining.”

“That’s a machine, right there.”

“Final option is to compete.”

“Here is my hurricane relief kit.”

“Did you see the sharks in the road?”

“You’re not giving our food away.”

“No, no, no. Just the route around the tree.”

“Do you like the Declaration of Independence?”

“Guess what, you’re the president of the convention.”

“It’s a dosa.  Google told me to tell white people it’s an Indian pancake.”

“Did you go to sleep and wake up in a land of audacity?”

“He just looks bicep-y in that!”

“You pull your phone out, you’re getting an A.”