“Enlarged neck?”
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“Womp Womp, and move on.”
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“I advertise myself as ‘not man,’ yet somehow, SOMEHOW, this mediocrity will not let go.”
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“I’ve never been a...
We are what we eat, so I’m nachos.
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There’s a saltine on the floor. I'm gonna lick it.
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Mmmmm, guts.
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Dude, slow down. It’s 3 miles per hour and you’re going 68.
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I’d...
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“Bro, Halloween was yesterday, take that off.”
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“Oh my gosh, there’s a bandaid on the ground. I’m gonna eat it.”
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“I’m studying for The Handmaiden’s Tale.”
“It’s...
Special thanks to the Creative Writing class for patrolling the halls to help with the following.
“As a junior, you just need to take it in like a sponge.”
“'Sup, Logan?”
“No.”
“Christian?”
“Are...
"I have croutons in my locker."
"You’d skip Thanksgiving dinner to work at PacSun?"
“You need to start looking at me when you’re on the field.” ~ football...
