We are what we eat, so I’m nachos.

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There’s a saltine on the floor. I’m gonna lick it.

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Mmmmm, guts.

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Dude, slow down. It’s 3 miles per hour and you’re going 68.

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I’d bet money he is not allergic to grass.

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Disney water.  Now that tastes weird, dude.

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I am the physical embodiment of the unknown.

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Who needs AI when you could have a parrot?

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Can leather come from pigs?  Wait, can it come from anything?

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The concept of time is just really not vibing with me right now.

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Who eats the bread on a sandwich?

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I know where the javelins are!

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I was wrong, good job!

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The school air is making my hair look a lot worse than it actually is.

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Stop your Buddhism.

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I think you would make a really nice dictator.

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This is why you need to turn on the lights before choosing your shoes.

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You need 60% to pass because here in America we have a low bar.

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It’s a wet sock kinda day .

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You smell like an aquarium.

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Every eardrum on this floor heard you.

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You’re turning into Mr. Rhinehart.

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Don’t forget about the foot pirates.

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Bro, I’m talkin’ physics!