“This class is somewhere in the abyss.”

“I would recommend that you don’t keep talking.”

“Are all the silly backpacks pink?”

“I am not buying a dress from sillyturtle.com!” 

“Then he held all the red! All of it!”

“I will absolutely eat an entire lemon for 10 bonus points.”

“You look like a man who’s got some nice toes.”

“I hate National Boyfriend Day.”

“Let me build my celery castle.”

“It’s 12:89 PM.”

“Cheeseburgers eat people.”

“Say something about the wage gap. Please!”

“Can anyone tell me how many sides a circle has?”

“There’s hope. There’s minimal hope but there’s still hope.”

“Excuse me. You look like you love me.”

“These taste like plastic but they are so good.”

“Stats is statsing.”

“Did you see her toes were crossed?”

“It’s not a crime if I don’t believe in it.” 

“He’s a member of the weasel family.”

“I was playing with the slinky, but can I go to the bathroom now?”

“That test tasted disgusting.”

“Keep your pants away from my coffee and tea.”