“I just don’t want to live in unprecedented times anymore.”

“Siiiing!”

“All science is is saying things like you’ve known them for a long time and other people are morons.”

“That man has some nice toes.”

“Wire theft.”

“I like this one because you can spin the brain around. Do some spinning.”

“Beaver hats!”

“This is some fast food numbers.”

“Let’s say you’re on the second floor of someone’s math room, you’re gonna use one of these.” (pulls out a wrench)

“They actually make expensive kazoos. Did you know that?”

“That’s a sassy toddler.”

“Laser, like like laser laser.”

“Use the buzz sword.”

“I don’t have anything epic.”

“Spoiler alert! There’s a quiz today.”

“Guys, what is a sigma? Is that some kind of internet joke or something?”

“I don’t want anyone to faint during this one.”

“Fecal matter matters.”

“I’m just a chill girl who does debate”

“Hypo the llamas with water to cool them down.”

“Thanks for the paper weight… oh, it’s a cup.”

“Our class is DECAmated.”

“It’s modern lingo. You’ll catch on.”

“I don’t use white out. I don’t make mistakes.”

“I love the idea of getting a full sleeve tattoo, but I want to be hirable.”

“Being rich can’t buy you happiness, but being poor can’t but you anything.”

“My favorite food is success.”

“I was good at math until this year.”

“Every ten minutes, I have to make a sound for the world to acknowledge me so I don’t disappear.”

“I just make AI do everything for me in that class.”