“Why are you looking at my dad?”

“Someone walked by with so much perfume that I can taste it on the tip of my tongue.”

“Does Mr. Downs have a child in the building? I just heard a student call him Dad!”

“She has a goated immune system.”

“I wanna smack him in the head with a comically large Fun Dip stick!”

“Can you forge another signature for me?”

“You ever get so cold your butt starts shivering?”

“I did assassins with my church.”

“Hosack is the Harvard of NA elementary schools.”

“Can I borrow your chocolate charger?”

“What’s the point in even having a crush when there are only nine days of school left.” 

“How are you an 18-year-old man and don’t have a job?”

“A week left and I still don’t know where my laptop is.”

“We should use a long lens for when we blow up the house.” [overheard in the TV Studio]

“I can’t talk to him. He has to be at least a little bit in my league.”

“Well, don’t take AP if you know you’re dumb.”

“He works at what’s it called. The one in Cranberry.”

“He was trying to look cool on the phone, but in reality he was just asking his mom what’s for dinner.”

“Never use the outlet over there. As soon as I plugged my phone in, it went down two percent.”

“How does she not have her license? I hit two trash cans and I still got mine.”

“I think Chat GPT deserves a diploma, too.”

“I spent 300 dollars over the weekend. It was an accident, though.”

“I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining to you why I’m right.”