Overheard in the Halls / Q3
A roundup of some of the more bizarre lines we picked up between classes this quarter
March 22, 2023
“We need to take the roof off of Newman Stadium.”
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“Coronavirus is real. Senioritis is not.”
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“In case you’re wondering what that smell is, someone farted and I sprayed perfume.”
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“You know who’s really hot? Oscar Wilde!”
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“I feel like you would have a boyfriend.”
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“Those are fine onions!”
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“It’s me versus a thousand kids.”
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“They all get along down in Antarctica.”
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“She’s such a bot.”
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“Do not remember, ever, ever, the number 107.”
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“We were all stuck fly fishing.”
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“Who reads The Uproar?”
“Old people, I guess?”
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“Holy cats!”
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“Embezzlement isn’t all bad.”
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“I just had a student ask me how many meters are in a stick.”
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“You’re wearing the same clothes as yesterday.”
“Yeah that’s the point.”
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“We’re doing ankle taping and I need to get my time down by four minutes.”
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“Wow, he has really big biceps. I’m gonna follow him on Instagram.”
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“Really cool, but really bad.”