Joe Bojarski, Arts Editor
Joe Bojarski is a hot and hip senior at NASH. Aside from writing rad columns for The Uproar, he likes spending quality hours by the fireplace chatting with Facebook friends he does not know. His body is a finely tuned microchip. Those who know Joe notice the value he places on a good dollar store steak and a can of air freshener. When not listening to Fidlar on vinyl, Joe spends his time aggressively tweeting at Fault in Our Stars author John Greene. His favorite band is The Jesus Lizard. Deal.