Boom, Roasted!

Logan Paul Edition

Hailey Wachowiak, Reporter

The 10th period Uproar staff took a few moments to reflect on the notorious YouTuber Logan Paul.  It soon turned into a roast!

 

“Never knew it was now socially acceptable to date your brother’s ex, tase a rat, say you have sociopathic tendencies and then act confused about losing followers. He also needs to learn more about an apology video from Laura Lee.” – Hannah Shiflett

 

“When did the internet say it was okay for egotistical, steroid-fed Ken dolls to take over?” -Hayley Simon

 

“Someone needs to ban that moron from leaving the house or opening his mouth ever again, because I am not mentally capable of dealing with his idiocy any longer.” -Carli Leonard

 

“Maverick merch is Supreme clothing for stuck up 10 year olds.” -Jonathan Ross

 

“Sorry, I can’t hear my own thoughts because of your overly-auto tuned, poorly-written roast you wrote about your younger brother. It takes some real guts to do something like that.” – Lexie Vincenty

 

“Logan Paul can’t even find his own girlfriend — he has to steal his little brother’s and then rub it in his face online for everyone to see. That shows what kind of respect he has for his brother!” -Alexis Franczyk

 

 “Logan Paul unfortunately didn’t realize the rat he was tasing was his brother. Now he must face the repercussions, and his career is hanging by a thread. When your sub count is falling, it’s every day bro!” -Nick Farabaugh

 

“The rat he tased is more alive than his career.” -Hailey Wachowiak

 

“He’s just a complete idiot. He thinks that throwing himself into a boxing ring and punching a man will make him the biggest baddest blonde boy on the block. I honestly don’t know why he had the whole boxing match — he’s already lost the majority of his brain cells.” -George Ivory

 

“Raise your hand if you’re surprised his big boxing match tied and now people have to pay again to see the rematch.  No one?” -Nate Stetson