Overheard in the Halls

4th Nine Weeks Edition

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photo by Melina Tripoli

Hannah Shiflett and Katie Golden

“Ever since you committed, you’ve been annoying.”

 

“My teacher told me I was gonna get attacked in class today.”

 

“Elizabeth Warren is all the colors of the wind.”

 

“I have verbs, and they ain’t good.”

 

“I don’t care if I’m going around a bend, if ‘Old Town Road’ is playing, I’m hitting the Woah.”

 

“Hey, stop making fun of me. You used to be a horse girl, too!”

 

“Bro, you gotta fill ’em in, bro, you gotta fill ’em in.”

 

“I wanna take in the smell of adulthood, not Juuls.”

 

“If I told you guys this presentation was sponsored by Vineyard Vines, would that help?”

 

“I’m so terrified of a tennis player.”

 

“She has to go to the basement, and I’m on the second floor!”

 

“Stop looking at my mother!”

 

“I’m not being passive aggressive — I’m being aggressive.”

 

“Knock, knock, I’m coming to your doc.”

 

“And I love me!”

 

“You literally only ever drop eggs when I’m around.”

 

“This is the first time I’ve turned my computer off this year.”

 

“Guys, it’s chemis-try, not chemis-cry.”

 

“Oh, word!”

 

“The whole point of privilege is to abuse it.”

 

“My feet are so wet. It is like a swamp in my shoes.”

 

“The section leader list went up, and none of you idiots made it.”

 

“Take my pin out of your mouth, or so help me I will go in and get it.”