“Dude, I’m basically the Rizz-oner of Azkaban.”

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“You do not understand my love for coleslaw.”

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“Dude, who just stole my last bag of carrots?”

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“If anyone called me an amorphous blob, I’d be like ‘gender validated.’”

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“Guys, I’m low-key kind of a god.”

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“I feel like she thinks everything I say is opinionated, but it’s a fact.”

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“’Clout.’ I have not heard that word since ‘The ‘Fall of Jake Paul.’”

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“Wacky parabolas!”

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“You were on thin ice. That ice has melted.”

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“You have enough stupid wristbands. Oh, can I have one?”

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“I dropped my graham crackers!”

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“The only pants that fit me say T4L!”

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“I hope your teeth survive.”

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“Smooth like a small baby.”

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“I’ve been copyright striked in London!”

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“We’re not filming today because Jeff forgot his pants.”

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“I love fluoride!”

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“I look so cute. I’d date me.”

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“Gossip is the basis of all journalism.”

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“Have you ever been entertained by a stable person? No.”

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“You give naan bread in the best way possible.”

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“No way there’s a pear in there.”

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“What’s the easiest way to graduate early?”