“The toothpaste people are trying to recruit me to their college.”

“I didn’t even know bombastic was a real word.”

“You’re just like an alpha wolf.”

“You ruined Joe Biden for me!”

“Don’t laugh at my grades.”

“I saw her this morning and I said ‘good morning.’ She then said ‘good night.’”

“It’s like a fetus of an essay.”

“Look at him, he’s literally Mr. Aura.” 

“How am I supposed to do my chemistry homework when Chat GPT can’t even get it right?”

“French controlled me. I couldn’t control French.”

“Doing calculus at 8 in the morning should not be legal.”

“The air conditioning at this school works harder than half the students do.”

“If I got a dollar every minute, I could have like $100 in an hour.” 

“He needs a nerdy sassy man permit.”

“Who unfollowed me? All I do is love!”

“If you think about it, soccer is an easy sport. Kick the ball.”

“Are you turning into feminists right before my eyes?”

“You couldn’t feel your pants falling down?”

“Is it smart to wrap his car in Saran Wrap?”

“Can you give me your hair to wear as a hat?”

“It irks me that I’m British.”

“The only thing keeping you from being yourself is you… and taxes.”

“So you’re the reason blankets are banned!”