“They should just do all of the year’s evacuation drills in the month of August.”

“I’d go to jail but not to school.”

“You seem like a 3.3 GPA type of person.”

“Girl, you are totally giving Phoebe energy!”

“Do you measure your vanilla or do you eyeball it?”

“I really have to get home and clean my microwave.”

“Where is Ramadan?”

“Help, he’s biting my elbow skin!”

“You know what, I’m taking over Albania, too.”

“They should have AP Gaslighting as a class.”

“I’m a nutter butter scientist.”

“Trump is a permanent figure in your consciousness.”

“I’m gonna fart in your pillowcase tonight.”

“Diva not up, diva down.”

“I think I’m peaking in high school.”

“Is an 800 on the SAT good?”

“Smells like chaos.”

“My phone’s battery is at 11% and so is my motivation.”

“I know this school can afford Quizlet Plus.”

“How many pants are too many?”

“I could really go for a Happy Meal right now.”

“Can I have all three lunch periods my senior year?”