The Advice Is Wrong / 1st Ed.

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The Advice Is Wrong / 1st Ed.

photo by Lexie Vincenty

photo by Lexie Vincenty

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Connor Foran, Reporter

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Dear Uproar, there’s a group of kids in lunch who won’t stop making fun of me. What should I do? ~Fed Up

That’s rough. Believe me, though, I’ve been through the same predicament. However, it ended quickly when I realized that intimidation is the easy way out. Here’s a step-by-step rundown of how to go about this:

  1. Get a bucket.
  2. Get lemons.
  3. Put the lemons in the bucket. Make sure the bucket is filled up to the top.
  4. Go to the table where those kids are sitting and slam the bucket down in the middle of the table.
  5. Sit down.
  6. Take a lemon and take a bite out of it. Just go for it. Don’t bother peeling it. Eat the rest of the lemon and repeat until bucket is completely empty.

Those kids are definitely scared of you now. Enjoy your newfound freedom!