“She normally ends the lesson early because my class is really stupid.”

“Cardboard and sugar. That’s America.”

“Me and ChatGPT had a long conversation about my car last night.”

“The kid who ate spiders is to my left.”

“That’s what I feel like, a pilgrim-loving peacock.”

“Pittsburgh is a country, right?”

“We put the fun in dysfunctional.”

“I do my best work in porta johns.”

“I’ve decided to drop out of school and become Amish.”

“I didn’t even know we had a library at NASH.”

“If I hear one more harmonica solo, I’m going to lose my mind.”

“You sneeze like you do it for attention.”

“Can you imagine the Pope doing the 100 meter?”

“Is there an opposite of GOAL? I need to be in that.”

“If I die, it was AP Psych.”

“If a mosquito bites me, it will get hit with one gram of pure caffeine.”

“F students think, while A students obey.”

“Instead of 6-7, why don’t you get a 9-5.”

“I’d kiss the crap out of Mr. Peanut.”

“Do you think I can skip second period if I hide in the trash can?”

“History and science are the same thing. They both have numbers.”

“I changed my own diaper when I was two years old.”

“I’m on a bubonic plague kick lately.”

“As long as nothing happens, nothing bad can happen.”

“My hair looks better in 4K.”